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The final Ode for .. Jacinda Ardern

Jimie 2023. 4. 9. 04:47
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The final Ode for .. Jacinda Ardern

Story by Victor Billot  1h ago  2023.04. 09, 06:00
 
The final Ode for .. Jacinda Ardern© Provided by Newsroom

 

Bard Billot bye-byes Her Kindness

 

Red Sails in the Sunset

Lo, the crowds gathered,

And some cheered, and most clapped,

But quite a few were nowhere to be seen,

For these rebels were all laid up with the Plague

Which they still refused to believe existed.

Down from her Tower

stepped the Queen formerly known as Her Kindness,

Past the courtiers and Ministers,

Carrying her Technics SL-1210 Mk7 turntables.

The Boy King Chipkins shuffled nervously.

Chancellor Grantus kicked aside some burning paper scrip

That fell from the hovering inflationary balloon overhead.

Royal Consort Gayfforde strolled with his collection of rods.

The Ghost of Capital Gains Taxes watched forlornly,

Related video: What Jacinda Ardern meant when she, "I could not single-handedly pull someone out of a rabbit home" (The Times of India)

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The Phantom of Co-Governance faded into invisibility.

 

The Pink Unicorns gathered, and so did the Green Unicorns,

And the many divers followers of various Faiths.

For a brief afternoon even The Great War was put on hold,

As Baron Luxon arrived to pay tribute to his old adversary.

Thank you and goodbye, saith the Former Red Queen,

As she waved and communicated and emoted.

By the way, she saith:

Something should be done about climate change,

But preferably not anything political,

For in these times, liberal centrist technocratic management

Is the appropriate warmth of democratic temper.

The fickle Gallery scribes who just the season past

Had mock’d her incessantly wiped a tear away,

And scribbled instead of her great perspicacity.

Then the Former Red Queen and her retainers

Stepped onto her royal yacht Heart on my Sleeve

And sailed away into the Western Seas

Followed by an honour guard of swooping, flapping

Rainbow hued winged unicorns,

As storm clouds gathered above King’s Landing,

And the fresh grass grew in tufts

On the lawn of the Great Palace.

 

Victor Billot was previously moved to write Odes for Jacinda Ardern on October 2020, July 2021, November 2021 ("the Prime Sinister"), and May 2022.

 

 

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What Jacinda Ardern meant when she, "I could not single-handedly pull someone out of a rabbit home" | TOI Original - Times of In

Former New Zealand PM Jacinda Ardern said debate is critical to health democracy. While delivering her valedictory statement, Ardern said, Free speech is a right and this House has unified in defending.

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What Jacinda Ardern meant when she, "I could not single-handedly pull someone out of a rabbit home"

Apr 07, 2023, 07:03PM ISTSource: TOI.in

Former New Zealand PM Jacinda Ardern said "debate is critical to health democracy." While delivering her valedictory statement, Ardern said, "Free speech is a right and this House has unified in defending."

 

Jacinda Ardern resigns: Departure reveals unique pressures on PM

19 January 2923
 
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Ardern holds the rare position of being both a working mother and the leader of a country
By Tessa Wong
BBC News

For millions around the world, Jacinda Ardern's resignation comes as a shock - but some women will pore over her words with particular interest.

With her charm and leadership philosophy rooted in kindness, the New Zealand prime minister has earned widespread popularity. Many of her fans are women, who have avidly followed her journey from newbie PM to working mother and have looked up to her as a role model.

Ardern is not the only prominent figure to make the news in recent years for announcing a shock withdrawal because of burnout - others include athletes Naomi Osaka, Ash Barty and Virat Kohli; and bosses like James Packer.

But Ardern also holds that very rare position of being a working mother while leading a country. She gave birth while in office, only the second world leader to have done so after Pakistan's Benazir Bhutto.

In many ways, it was an extreme test case of balancing work and family. But there were clearly political factors at play as well.

Her resignation comes amid growing political headwinds, with her approval ratings falling as New Zealanders' concerns rise over living costs and crime rates.

It's always tough at the top, but Ardern's tenure has seen many challenges: steering the country through an unprecedented pandemic, a horrific domestic terror attack, and a volcanic eruption. Ardern noted in her speech on Thursday the "constant and weighty" decisions she faced.

She has also had to contend with intense public scrutiny throughout her journey, from announcing her pregnancy just months after taking office to her decision to take six weeks of maternity leave, which sparked debate on whether it was too short.

For a while, she appeared determined to tackle it head on.

"I always expected, given [Neve] is still so young and so small, that there would be a real tension there between making sure I was meeting all of her needs and of course my responsibilities. But I am confident with all of the support I'm very lucky to have, we will absolutely make it work," she told reporters at the time.

She was also happy to share her parenting travails on social media, from the struggle to bake the perfect birthday cake for her daughter, to finding a diaper cream stain on her jacket after spending the day in meetings.

But in the end, it was the human costs of high political office she cited in the most emotional part of her resignation speech.

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Ardern, who has a four-year-old daughter Neve, often shared about her travails as a working mum

"Politicians are human. We give all that we can, for as long as we can, and then it's time," Ardern said, her voice faltering. "And for me, it's time… I know what this job takes, and I know that I no longer have enough in the tank to do it justice."

She talked about how she wished to spend more time with her family as they had "sacrificed the most out of all of us". She said she looked forward to "being there" for her daughter when she begins school, and told her partner Clarke "let's finally get married".

Many had hoped to see her continue forging a path and will be disappointed that she could not go any further, but they will no doubt also have sympathy for her predicament.

There is, of course, a political calculation in her decision.

She has had a meteoric rise to power fuelled by "Jacinda-mania", but New Zealand's love affair with her has since soured as her government struggles to navigate post-pandemic economic challenges such as the rising cost of living and deepening social inequality..

Just weeks ago, her approval rating hit its lowest level since August 2017 - just before she became PM - as her Labour party also saw sliding popularity.

Despite her denials, Ardern's move can also be seen as a canny decision to save her party and avoid a personally humiliating defeat in the upcoming election as the incumbent PM. Some of her critics celebrating her exit even accuse her of using her burnout as an excuse to salvage what is left of her political reputation.

Regardless of whether this is burnout, or a walkout from a tricky political situation, or indeed both, some will inevitably see her departure as a powerful statement that it's important to set boundaries and respect personal limits.

Jacinda Ardern herself said in 2018: "I am by no means the first woman to multitask and in terms of being a woman in politics, there are plenty of women who carved a path and incrementally have led the way to be able to make it possible for people to look upon my time in leadership and think, yes, I can do the job and be a mother."

 
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Jacinda Ardern resigns: ‘I no longer have enough in the tank’

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